Drug dealer appreciation post

the-flaming-nips:

Thank you for risking your ass so I can get high.

moliqua:

have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you feel like it wouldn’t make a difference whether you were there or not

(Source: limespray)

Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.
― This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via fuckinq)

(Source: anitaspallenberg)

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.

― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via rainysundaysandcoffee)

(Source: psych-facts)

Don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise.
― (via lucyquin)

Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision

??!?!?!

(Source: littlecatlady)

  • me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
  • its okay, im used to it.
    ― the saddest thing you can ever hear (via thewonderdick)

    (Source: literallyum)

    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.
    ― Johnny Knoxville  (via fuckinq)

    (Source: veryhotbuns)